Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Awwww.

Valentines day came early for me guys!  I guess having a blog is going to benefit me in many ways.  He must have read my Valentines Day Post.   Muhahahahaha!  
Here is the front of my card.  I had to show it off because of the whole sexy nails thing.  Despite my best efforts I could not edit out the unfortunate nicknames you see displayed above. So, I guess I'm just going to have to level with you here.  Look, I had a moderate gas problem at one point during our relationship ok?  It was not severe, just moderate.  I have since been dubbed "pooter" and I cannot shake it for the life of me.  The whole "rootin" thing has to do with my snoring. Yeah, I admit it.  I am a pooter that snores, ok?  Just deal with it and let's move on.

Guess what was inside the card my dear friends.  COLD HARD CASH.  It might as well have been a box-o-polish right?  Amirite or Amirite?  I'll leave you to deal with your jealousy over my super awesome gift with a pic of my nail of the day.  Zoya Indigo.
Yeah.  My bottle showed up with no label.  Weird.  I did contact customer service about it.  I will just give you a quick tip about Zoya customer service.  If you are thinking of calling them, don't.  Instead rip up a 20 dollar bill and then punch yourself in the face.  It's really a lot more painless and there is no waiting.

9 comments:

  1. LMAO That is so cute! Love.

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  2. That is a cute note! I love that blue on you as well!

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  3. aww that's so cute!! I had to make a huge sign with bold letters crying out 'V-day in on sunday, DO SOMETHING you little unromantic...em.. guy!!!' so that my husband'll get it... And I don't even know if he did yet, LOL! :-)
    And on another subject.. God I wish we could get Zoya here..! This blue is so pretty...

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  4. I love your blog. You are hilarious. And though Zoya hates me, I do love that blue.

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  5. What polish are you wearing in the picture holding the note?

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  6. It's Essie Raspberry Goji from yesterday under different lighting!

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  7. That just put the nail in the coffin of me needing that polish then! Looks GREAT on you.

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  8. OMG this poish is TDF!!! Okay, added it to the lemming list (which is about 8 miles long by now)

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