Valentines day came early for me guys! I guess having a blog is going to benefit me in many ways. He must have read my Valentines Day Post. Muhahahahaha!
Here is the front of my card. I had to show it off because of the whole sexy nails thing. Despite my best efforts I could not edit out the unfortunate nicknames you see displayed above. So, I guess I'm just going to have to level with you here. Look, I had a moderate gas problem at one point during our relationship ok? It was not severe, just moderate. I have since been dubbed "pooter" and I cannot shake it for the life of me. The whole "rootin" thing has to do with my snoring. Yeah, I admit it. I am a pooter that snores, ok? Just deal with it and let's move on.
Guess what was inside the card my dear friends. COLD HARD CASH. It might as well have been a box-o-polish right? Amirite or Amirite? I'll leave you to deal with your jealousy over my super awesome gift with a pic of my nail of the day. Zoya Indigo.
Yeah. My bottle showed up with no label. Weird. I did contact customer service about it. I will just give you a quick tip about Zoya customer service. If you are thinking of calling them, don't. Instead rip up a 20 dollar bill and then punch yourself in the face. It's really a lot more painless and there is no waiting.