If you're like me then while you're cooking you accidentally chop off your fingernails while slicing things. Also If you're like me you will ignore your fingernail hanging by a thread for long enough that you forget about it and then hand mix a meatloaf thus incorporating your nail, polish and all, into the dish. You would remember seconds after placing said meatloaf in the oven if you were like me and would take the secret to your grave. Except for your blog.
Just a quick tip. Don't be like me.