Hello. I have not had internet since April 28th 2010 and I am lucky to still be alive. Seriously have you ever been without internet for that long? SERIOUSLY? Do you realize how long that is in "interwebz time"? It's like 5 years ok.
The first week or so I tried to be cool about it and act all one with nature and, "I'm living the simple life" hanging my clothes out to dry and not shaving my legs, THEN, I became so desperate for a connection to my beloved laptop I started to play those dumb ass games in the accessories tab just so I could spend time on the computer. Go ahead punk, challenge me to a game of minesweeper, I freaking dare you. I am a P.R.O.
A quick side note here- Dear poor pathetic winner of my Boston Terrier Rescue giveaway. Your polish was mailed yesterday and please tell me how you would like to receive your $25 bones. I am so incredibly sorry it has taken so long to get you the goods!
Anyhoo here are a few swatches of the china glaze poolside collection, NOT. What I mean is, here are the two polishes from the poolside collection that I bought, slathered in glitter because they are stupid on their own.
Towel boy toy is the base for this one. It applies ok but I am SICK of neons and this is a 3+ coater worn alone. BLECH.
Meh. This is Kiwi coolada under sour apple. It looks like crap alone and takes a lot of coats but this combo was kinda cool. I actually wore it for over 24 hours which is almost a record.
Here is Electric Lilac over the purple polish from the poolside collection...oh WAIT they didn't freaking MAKE a purple they just made three more identical bright pinks instead. The base for this, since I was unable to acquire a new purple, was spontaneous.
It's great to be back dudes.
Love, MM
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I must say that Poolside is nothing remotely special. A bunch of neons/plain cremes.
ReplyDeleteFrom a company that can do so much better. Sad.
Welcome back!!
ReplyDeleteI like the sour apple.
I was disappointed with how many coats they took. I bought 2. I've been without internet for 6 MONTHS. Dark times, I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteAww, they are just trying to keep up with Color Club's amazing neons! But I do love Spontaneous. Welcome back!
ReplyDeletei missed ya kid, was on the website lookin at old picks , and then like a wish come true you're back-dawg:) love at the new cg in july & orlys coming in sept----sick or what !!!!!!ttyl dawg oh yeah poolsdie sucks in total agreement with jaljen... vintage vixen is on fire though
ReplyDeleteAh awesome! Welcome back, I missed your offensively funny posts. :P
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you're back! The blog world just isn't the same without you.
ReplyDeletePoolside looked like a lot of the Color Club Electro Candy collection, but without the cool shimmer. And, of course, the purple. LAME.
Welcome Back!! you were missed!
ReplyDeleteI love your "corner" with polishes storage and ur table! I will hopefully have some place like this one day as well :)
ReplyDeleteLucy